TOM CROSBIE: YOU CAN’T POLISH A NERD

September 4, 2017

MEET Tom Crosbie, the nerdiest comedian you’ll ever encounter… He’s bringing his comedy Tom Crosbie: You Can’t Polish a Nerd direct from a hugely successful run at the Edinburgh Fringe to the Back Room of The Star Inn on Monday, September 25 as part of Guildford Fringe End of Summer Season.

What if your superpowers were setting Rubik’s cube records, lightning fast mathematics and memory skills?  What if your kryptonite was human contact, nightclubs and the memory of Lotty rejecting you in the playground aged 10?

A statistically insignificant amount taller than Tom Cruise, Tom Crosbie is the nerdiest performer on the comedy scene and will have a Rubik’s Cube race with anyone that claims otherwise.

Following his critically acclaimed debut show, Nerd Do Well, he returns to the stage this year, 4% older and over 9% funnier than last year, with a show delightfully peppered with funny words and awkwardly topped by one very rude one.

Join him for 3,333 seconds of fun… if you dare.

(To be honest, you should probably come even if you don’t dare – it’s really not that dangerous.)

With his self-deprecating humour, great comic timing and encyclopaedic recall of facts and figures, Tom’s show has been described as “like taking Wikipedia to the pub for a pint and a laugh”.

Join him on the charmingly geeky, scenic route to self-improvement as he masters the talents nobody knew he needed.

Tickets for all events in Guildford Fringe’s End of Summer Season are on sale now!  To secure your place, please call 0333 666 3366 or BOOK HERE

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